I have an odd sense of humor, and I know I'll never be happy with a girl unless she has the same sense for jokes that I do. So when I feel like I'm ready to get serious with a girl, I'll perform my ultimate test. I'll say "Knock, Knock." If she doesn't say "Who's there?" I don't know how it's possible I've made it that far with her. But when she does say "Who's There?" My response will be "I don't think I ever loved you." Pure, simple, and to the point. If she laughs, I'll know I can truly be with her for a long, long time. If she doesn't, I'll break...

Want my honest opinion on something? without me taking a joking spin on the subject? Want to ask me absolutely anything? I'll answer it honestly. I figure I've got a joke thing going on in the Spam, why not have a "hot-seat" thing here. Ask away.

[00:32:33] NinjasVsPirates has joined the chat on Tue Sep 01, 2009 12:32 am
[00:33:24] @ NinjasVsPirates : There's a chatbox on this site nobody knows about
[00:33:27] @ NinjasVsPirates : That makes me king
[00:33:52] @ NinjasVsPirates : Buried by a link at the bottom of the page, it lies in a forgotton kingdom
[00:33:59] @ NinjasVsPirates : only to be unearthed by ME!
[00:34:08] @ NinjasVsPirates : I'll raise it to its former glory!!
[00:34:29] @ NinjasVsPirates : Turn it into a battleship against the Shinigami-Cup
[00:34:36] @ NinjasVsPirates : And RULE THE...

I really want to take this blog and turn it into my chronicle of something epic. Some epic change in my life, some journey I have to go down, something that would take time and effort on my part and end up with me being a better person.

Only problem is, I have no ideas. Do you?